1. lacking power to evoke interest through overuse or repetition; hackneyed.
2. archaic. frayed or worn out by use.

worn out; common; used until so common as to have lost novelty and interest; hackneyed; stale; as, a trite remark; a trite subject.

the shorter romano's macaroni grill brother is cute. so is the shorter kratt brother. i think i have a problem. i fell for a mormon once. he had perfect teeth.

i actually want to see 40 days and 40 nights. i don't know why. i hate all the people in it, and i'm sure it's really lame. i had free tickets to see it a few months ago on the same day we saw kate and leopold, but we didn't go. because i don't like the people in it. especially that girl. my first love is boys who scratch. she gets on my nerves. i hate her teeth. or something.

why am i sick on valentine's day? :( coughy and sneezy. and icky. and whiney. and no one to take care of me. i am a snot factory. it's probably as gross as it sounds too.

i found a webcam i could watch for hours. i'm such a perv. but i think i'm in love. i wonder if they'd be my valentines? feed me chicken soup? ack! who's the guy in the red pants with the hose?? he scared them all away. boo. oh, it's a girl. kinky. wow, she's playing with them and petting them. i didn't know you could do that. i want one.

i hate when people say enjoy. not in a sentence, but by itself. like when someone gives you your food and says enjoy! it drives me freaking mad.

to you who calls sunday mornings:

don't call me again.
no, really.

they need to make medications sound more medicinal. aldara could be a pretty name for a girl. it follows my girl name pattern. but it helps fight the most common viral sexually transmitted disease in the u.s. and it can have mild to moderate side effects including redness, swelling, peeling, and yeast infection. so scratch that. the name i mean.

eww, where do slugs come from, and how do they get in the house? and why are they so god damn gross? i was sitting at my desk, and i put my foot down onto what i thought was a really cold dog goober. it even looked like it when i lifted my foot to see. but why was it so cold? and why was it..moving? yuck. it slimed between my toes. i could still feel it long after i flicked it across the room. at riley. he tried to eat it. retch. i didn't even think to pour salt on it. is that cruel? more cruel than smooshing it in a paper towel and throwing it away?

i just remembered this. last night on the radio they were talking about candy, and someone brought up all the different varieties of chunky that there used to be. i knew it! i had something when i was little that i swear was called chunky, but it was peanut butter and cookie bit filled, not raisin filled. really, who wants raisins in their candy bars? anyway, i'm not a huge fan of peanut butter, but it was one of the best things i had ever had. then i could never find them again. but now i know i'm not crazy. at least about that.

so last night i dreamed that i went into a convenience store in the keys and found a peanut butter chunky! there was a guy in front of me in line who had something small, but the lady told him it would be $5 for that and all the ice cream novelties he had stuffed in his pockets. that ordeal went on for a little while, and i was getting impatient, so i opened my chunky and started eating. by the time i got to the counter, it had changed into a cookie ice cream sandwich, and the lady said it would be $5. but the guy ahead of me got pocketfuls of the same thing for only $5. i was like 5 bucks? it's a freaking candy bar! then i looked and noticed the ice cream was melting all over my hand. i was so confused. and i only has $2 and some change with me. if i had known it was $5, i would never have eaten it. i didn't have $5. i talked her into letting me go get more money from my house which was right around the corner and left.

then the strange ladies woke me up, so i never paid for it.